#I LOVE GREEN GORILLA FULL#
However, in the center of the room was a full animal, totally stuffed.
#I LOVE GREEN GORILLA SKIN#
A full black puma skin laid on the floor as a rug, its mouth open to the fireplace. Lions, Tigers, Bears, Elephants, Deer, Zebra, Cheetah, even a Giraffe. And as Berry looked around, there were animal heads all over the walls. Roosevelt into a dark room, and when the lights were turned on, Berry was startled by the head of a lion.īut only the head. He's either off his rocker or he's lying. Mentally calculating the age in his head, 20 years old when he went with Teddy on safari in about 1910, so this fellow had to be over 100 years old. We went on safari together often back in the old days." I knew Teddy personally, he was my uncle. So, Frank, if you weren't president, are you related?" Roosevelt cleaned the table off, he talked with Frank. Leaning back and relaxing in the chair, Berry was offered a cigar ( Cuban) and, as Mrs. Then, desert, apple pie freshly baked with ice cream on top. Berry sheepishly grinned as he accepted offers for a second and then a third portion. Everything looked like it belonged in a commercial. A large ham with pineapples on it, stuffing ( homemade, not the Stove Top stuff), mashed potatoes and gravy, fresh cranberries, and a huge salad. When they got in, dinner was already on the table. We've got a spare bedroom for when the kids come back to visit that you can stay in."īerry thought for a few seconds before accepting the offer. Why don't you stay with us for dinner and sleep here. It's just a lot of trouble to get it there tonight and stay in a hotel and all that. The closest mechanic that'll work on foreign cars is at least 50 miles away. "But there's no real way to check it out. When Berry opened the hood, and Frank pointed out the carburetor and what he thought might be wrong with it. "Hmm, I think it's got something to do with the carburetor." Black tries to start the car, but it makes some weird noise that he can't place and then stops abruptly. "Hey, Berry, you can try and start it so I can listen to hear the noises." "Yes, my car seems to have stalled outside.
The salesman laughed politely, thinking the joke quite lame. "No, before you ask, I was never president." My name is Roosevelt, Frank." Frank Roosevelt chuckled. "Why, hello there, young lad," the elderly gentleman says to the salesman. Across from the chair he's sitting in there is a huge picture of a gorilla. Why don't you come in and sit down while I find him."Īnd, so, he does. He gets up to the door, knocks, and an elderly woman answers. Late one afternoon, a salesman's BMW breaks down in the nowhere right by a farmhouse surrounded by a white picket fence.
#I LOVE GREEN GORILLA FREE#
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